Fatuity, a dildo, bad news, good news, a lion, and entropy

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fatuity

Never buy a dildo, for your girlfriend, that is bigger than your own cock.

Never lose the key to the chastity belt of a lovely, amorous, and impatient occupant.

The bad news is that the good news was a lie.

One is sentenced to be sentenced, that is one’s sentence.

The alibi is the crime.

A sinking submarine: if you escape it you drown, if you remain you suffocate.

Are you merely superstitious if you pull your pants down every time you go to the toilet, for fear you will shit your pants?

A great wealth, a great anchor; a handful of gold, in a drowning man’s pocket.

It is the sun which ripens the fruit, and the sun which rots it.   

They who do not burn, merely smolder.

You face the lion, daily. You run away to jungles of possibility, circular in their outcome, always leading to one spot: the lion. Run again.

God is the disciple of man.

Entropy is order procreating

            The lock is worth more than the contents.

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These fragments are taken from unpublished writings by Jack Haas, selected from the notebooks 1990-2005.